Milka Alpine Mountain Milk Cream & Blueberry (100g)

Milka Alpine Mountain Milk Cream & Blueberry (100g)

I do not remember this chocolate much except the fact I bought it in Bialystok. 

and the wrapper made me laugh:

1st - it is written "100% alpine milk guaranteed" but it seems it was produced in hungary. do they import alp cows or just milk? :> 

noooo. im pretty sure they imported Alps to Hungary :D

2nd - it is blueberry chocolate which contains 0,25% of blueberries. and were they from Alps? :>

Nutritional information in 100g:

575kcal

5,1g protein

52,5g carbohydrates

38g fat

0,9g fibre

Milka Alpine Freshness Yoghurt Cream & Lime (100g)

Milka Alpine Freshness Yoghurt Cream & Lime (100g)

From the father's side I have german-polish roots. From mother's side: ukrainian-romanian-polish roots. Still I am Polish. Polish who has never visited capital city. 

Today is the day I go to visit Warsaw. I am going to see Syrenka and the stuff Warsaw is famous of.

I am little worried though. Last time I was there I came to visit the guy I used to be crazy about and thought we were dating. How surprised I was to find out he lived with his gf (probably fiancee). Whole situation was as untasty as this chocolate :)

Nutritional information in 100g:

555kcal

6,5g protein

55g carbohydrates

33,5g fat

0,9g fibre

Milka Marzipan-Creme (100g)

Milka Marzipan-Creme (100g)

So it is 19th day on puppy-eye diet and -15 degrees outside and...

The "food" I love:

halva

marzipan

salmon

spinach 

yellow cheese

caipirinha

54 days left to halva and marzipan day :)

Nutritional information in 100g:

510kcal

6g protein

50g carbohydrates

31,5g fat

Milka Snow Game (100g)

Milka Snow Game (100g)

Milk chocolate a'la vanilla pudding.

Today the story will sing two milk chocolate guys :) 

Nutritional information in 100g:

585kcal

5,3g protein

51g carbohydrates

40g fat

1g fibre

Milka Ski Joy (100g)

Milka Ski Joy (100g)

Milk chocolate with crunchy hazelnut bites.

This post I would like to dedicate to my flatmate because lately he gave me a lot of joy :)

Few days ago we quarreled. We quarreled so much that he warned me he was going to hit me. My pride did not let me speak with him anymore.

Two days ago I was sitting in my room when someone knocked on my door.

A: Can I come in?

G: No.

A: I'm coming.

G: I am busy.

A: I am coming in.

and then I saw a big guy wearing ...

Penis costume. 

"Gosia, because I was such a dick... wearing costume of dick just wanna say I'M SORRY"

Nutritional information in 100g:

575kcal

5,5g protein

52,5g carbohydrates

37,5g fat

1g fibre

Milka Snowboard Fun (100g)

Milka Snowboard Fun (100g)

Yesterday I put on Facebook very short status "69". No one asked me what it meant but... I got a lot of messages from guys - even guys that I have not spoken with for ages. You naughty bastards!

69

1. finally after 8 months of working in new place I got my own phone number. Number 69 :D

2. I should be on Dukan Puppy Eyes Diet for 69 days.

3. My WHR (Waist Hip Ratio) is 0.69.

4. My normal weight (which I had for most of my life) is 69 kilos.

5. and now I am writing the 69th post about Milka product :)

Nutritional information in 100g:

520kcal

3,6g protein

62,5g carbohydrate

28g fat

Milka Chocolate Dessert (100g)

Milka Chocolate Dessert (100g)

Today's the day!

It is 9th day on puppy eye doctor diet. I am lighter of 2,1kg. Two days ago I bought new limited edition, gave to my friend with words: please give me these chocolates 21st of april 2011.

So yesterday I was so hungry about sth sweet so I made:

Dukan Gingerbread (with no flour and sugar)

Frozen Chocolate Mousse (with no flour and sugar), which reminded me of this chocolate :)

The chocolate that was bought this year in Szczecin. One of the tastest flavours from the ones available in shops now. 

Nutritional information in 100g:

555kcal

6,4g protein

48g carbohydrates

37g fat

Milka Tender a la schwarzwalder kirsch (37g)

Milka Tender a la schwarzwalder kirsch (37g)

Today, on purpose, I put a post about Milka Tender as I do not collect wrappers from cakes - just from chocolates.

Why am I putting this one? 

OH DEAR, I AM SECOND DAY ON THE WAY TO BE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

My three friends from work and me decided to start Dukan diet from yesterday. So we officially made body analize, bought nice small notebooks and... here I am... lighter of 500grams than the morning before and just found the paper from the cakes my friend (one of dieting one) bought for me some time ago :)

Many times I wrote that Kraft Food produces food that is very very very unhealthy = shit food. Why?

MONEY RULES WORLD. 

They do not care if we will eat sth or throw it away - we have to buy it!

The same bussiness is in dieting world. Diet which makes people loosing a lot of kilos can bring a fortune to the author (and people who are standing just behind his back). So very small shy single girl is going to Dukan site where she see this photo:

Dear doctor Pierre Dukan with his puppy eyes, carring look is saying to you: 

I WILL HELP YOU. I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU. I WILL BE THE FATHER OF YOUR NEW HAPPY LIFE.

so then the girl can count how long she should be on diet:

Starting from the left :

70.9kg  so fat and unhappy.

69,5kg so depressed 

61,1kg so pretty swan

consolidation phase --> finally the happy ending - after big change she finally finds love!

in every romantic movie the girl always has to have the BIG MAKEOVER to find the real love. and we start to believe in that - that only being slim we can be happy in every part of life.

so it seems like after 20th april the Prince Charming is going to finally find me ;)

Nutritional Information in 37g:

147kcal

2,3g protein

20,5g carbohydrates

6,4g fat