Milka Snowboard Fun (100g)

Milka Snowboard Fun (100g)

Yesterday I put on Facebook very short status "69". No one asked me what it meant but... I got a lot of messages from guys - even guys that I have not spoken with for ages. You naughty bastards!

69

1. finally after 8 months of working in new place I got my own phone number. Number 69 :D

2. I should be on Dukan Puppy Eyes Diet for 69 days.

3. My WHR (Waist Hip Ratio) is 0.69.

4. My normal weight (which I had for most of my life) is 69 kilos.

5. and now I am writing the 69th post about Milka product :)

Nutritional information in 100g:

520kcal

3,6g protein

62,5g carbohydrate

28g fat

Milka Chocolate Dessert (100g)

Milka Chocolate Dessert (100g)

Today's the day!

It is 9th day on puppy eye doctor diet. I am lighter of 2,1kg. Two days ago I bought new limited edition, gave to my friend with words: please give me these chocolates 21st of april 2011.

So yesterday I was so hungry about sth sweet so I made:

Dukan Gingerbread (with no flour and sugar)

Frozen Chocolate Mousse (with no flour and sugar), which reminded me of this chocolate :)

The chocolate that was bought this year in Szczecin. One of the tastest flavours from the ones available in shops now. 

Nutritional information in 100g:

555kcal

6,4g protein

48g carbohydrates

37g fat

Milka Tender a la schwarzwalder kirsch (37g)

Milka Tender a la schwarzwalder kirsch (37g)

Today, on purpose, I put a post about Milka Tender as I do not collect wrappers from cakes - just from chocolates.

Why am I putting this one? 

OH DEAR, I AM SECOND DAY ON THE WAY TO BE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

My three friends from work and me decided to start Dukan diet from yesterday. So we officially made body analize, bought nice small notebooks and... here I am... lighter of 500grams than the morning before and just found the paper from the cakes my friend (one of dieting one) bought for me some time ago :)

Many times I wrote that Kraft Food produces food that is very very very unhealthy = shit food. Why?

MONEY RULES WORLD. 

They do not care if we will eat sth or throw it away - we have to buy it!

The same bussiness is in dieting world. Diet which makes people loosing a lot of kilos can bring a fortune to the author (and people who are standing just behind his back). So very small shy single girl is going to Dukan site where she see this photo:

Dear doctor Pierre Dukan with his puppy eyes, carring look is saying to you: 

I WILL HELP YOU. I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU. I WILL BE THE FATHER OF YOUR NEW HAPPY LIFE.

so then the girl can count how long she should be on diet:

Starting from the left :

70.9kg  so fat and unhappy.

69,5kg so depressed 

61,1kg so pretty swan

consolidation phase --> finally the happy ending - after big change she finally finds love!

in every romantic movie the girl always has to have the BIG MAKEOVER to find the real love. and we start to believe in that - that only being slim we can be happy in every part of life.

so it seems like after 20th april the Prince Charming is going to finally find me ;)

Nutritional Information in 37g:

147kcal

2,3g protein

20,5g carbohydrates

6,4g fat

Milka Fire (100g)

Milka Fire (100g)

Milk Chocolate cream and chilli.

The taste was interesting. I would rather say it was amazing if... I were a person who likes spicy food....

Spicy chocolate? No, thanks.

Nutritional information in 100g:

550kcal

7,2g protein

49,5g carbohydrates

35,5g fat



Milka Air (100g)

Milka Air (100g)

Typical milky white chocolate but with bubbles of nothing ;)

Nutritional information in 100g:

540kcal

4,8g protein

63g carbohydrates

29,5g fat

Milka Earth (100g)

Milka Earth (100g)

Milk chocolate with Nougat Cream and Caramalised Hazelnuts.

It was bought ew years ago in Bialystok like the next 2 chocolates. Limited editions that should consist of: Earth, Air, Fire and Water. I missed the Water one - it was unavailable in Olsztyn or Bialystok :(

Nutritional information in 100g:

550kcal

6,2g protein

55,5g carbohydrates

33g fat

Milka Amavel 50% Cacao Walderdbeere (100g)

Milka Amavel 50% Cacao Walderdbeere (100g)

One of the chocolates that I got for Bday from Maarten from Netherlands. 

Present from Netherlands

I kept it at work for few weeks. Finally on Monday my friend and I ate it. and... forgive me Maarten. This one is almost as untasty as Milka Coca-Cola .

Nutritional information in 100g:

535kcal

6,8g protein

45,5g carbohydrates

36g fat

6,4g fibre

Milka Alpine Milk Fur mich Fur dich (80g)

Milka Alpine Milk Fur mich Fur dich (80g)

Traditional milk chocolate by Milka - just packed in two different papers - so each one of the couple can eat some.

I bought it last week in Netto in Szczecin for 2,19 zloties.

It is waiting for Valentines day as I am going to invite my friend (girl) who is single too, for marathon of romantic movies, caipirinhas drinks and then I will do the most wonderful thing - I will share my Milka with her :D

Milka Amavel Mousse au Praline (160g)

Milka Amavel Mousse au Praline (160g)

I think it is the same like:

Milka Mousse au Praline (160g)

Milka Amavel Mousse a la Creme Caramel (160g)

Milka Amavel Mousse a la Creme Caramel (160g)

The same one like:

Milka Mousse la Creme Caramel (110g)

Milka Amavel a la Mousse au Chocolate (160g)

Milka Amavel a la Mousse au Chocolate (160g)

The same one like:

Milka Mousse au Chocolat (110g)

Just different paper wrapper and name and difference of 6 kcal in 100g.

This one was bought probably 2-3 years ago somewhere in Poland.

sth about my swedish trip..

When you are tired of a lot of snow and darkness...

Lost your donkey cap somewhere in Stockholm Skavsta Airport...

Tired of dietician's complex....

The only thing that can make you feel better is ........ 

SWEDISH MARABOU CHOCOLATE :)

(:  ... WELCOME IN MARABOU WORLD ... :)

In Poland we are saying that when the person leave somewhere something - then she/he will go back to this place. So...

c. d. n.

Milka Alpine Milk (100g)

Milka Alpine Milk (100g)

Extrafine milk chocolate with alpine milk that was bought somewhere in 2001-2002.

It is so simple milk taste like it seems to be this year.

In my horoscope it is written that:

• i will have problems at work (till october)
• i will not meet any interesting man (except summer romance that will destroy my mind and give me piece of depression)
• i will have problems with stomach (so i should buy amethyst stone which will help me)

So... almost like this year :)

No nutritional information is given.

Milka Happy Birthday (100g)

Milka Happy Birthday (100g)

This one was produced 28.02.2001 - so almost 10 years ago.

It was made for 100 Birthday of Milka.

... and now it is the time for New Year resolution...

McHeaven from Super Size Me

I will eat healthy. For 2 months I've been eating a lot of shit food and I felt like Spurlock after eating super size meal.

No nutritional information is given.

sth about present from Netherlands :)

... which totally got my heart :)

when few posts ago I wrote that nice girls are worth to get the good ideas I did not even think that there is nice idea going to Poland to me...

I love to make presents. I love to be generous. I always think ages to buy sth appriopriate for the person - sth that will make her/him happy. So it is better  not to get present at all, than to get any that you can see it was bought only to be bought (because it is said like this).

Today I decided to go to buy Christmas present for me. How big was my surprise when I found package in my post box. What was there?

7 chocolates... and not any chocolates - the person who choose them totally had idea what to put inside.

I really apprieciate that Maarten. You are the best!!!!!

Thank you.

One chocolate is missing. It is probably somewhere between my stomach and intestine :)

sth about xmas time :)

What is the best present dietician can get from Santa?

Chocolates!

So she can get special box of chocolates that was bought in Paris. Only 12 euros for 9 chocolates.

Or she can get 1 kilo of her favourite candies - each one only 100 kilocalories...

Or she can get different Milkas...

Or a lot of different ones and then it is just hard to decide what to eat first :)

Say hello to Non Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease :)

Milka Dyskotekowy Przekładaniec (100g)

Milka Dyskotekowy Przekładaniec (100g)

Milk chocolate with cocoa filling and biscuits.

Nutritional information:

550kcal

5,9g protein

54,0g carbohydrates

34,1g fat

Milka Rock & Rollowe ciastko (100g)

Milka Rock & Rollowe ciastko (100g)

Milk chocolate with nuts filling and biscuits.

Nutritional information:

540kcal

7,3g protein

50,5g carbohydrates

34,5g fat

Milka Bigbitowa Ambrozja (100g)

Milka Bigbitowa Ambrozja (100g)

Milk chocolate with raspberry-cream filling. 

I do not remember the taste at all. It was bought in Bialystok few years ago.

Nutritional information:

585kcal

6,2g protein

49,5g carbohydrates

40g fat

... little thing not about Milka :)

I do not want to forget what I did sth like one month ago.

I met a guy who I said many bad things to. I felt so bad and was looking for the perfect way to say "I'm sorry".

I bought 10 cards. In each card I wrote one word which connected gave the sentence:

I AM VERY SORRY. CAN WE STILL BE ... COLLEAGUES? G.

So for 10 day I have been going to the post office sending the post cards (the good point it was on the way to the fitness club).

I've just started new-old life as I turned from anabolism into catabolism. If ever again try to do sth nice and crazy to any guy - pls show me this note 

because

nice girls should be the one who receive (not give) the ideas like this!

Milka Bluesowy Budyń (100g)

Milka Bluesowy Budyń (100g)

Probably the only one series that were availale only in Poland. Whole the information is written only in polish, so the translation should be sth like "blues pudding".

I remember I bought it in Bialystok near City Hall probably 3-4 years ago.

Nutritional information:

589kcal

5,8g protein

49g carbohydrates

40,5g fat

Milka Caramel (100g)

Milka Caramel (100g)

When there is no sun outside for something like 2 months, we start to feel depressed.

I found that I love to feel unhappy. "Being unhappy" is like my hobby. Whole the time I have some problem that makes me depressed: 

• 3 weeks ago I had depression because I wanted to move to Berlin to live in Milka world-then I found out it was post-holiday depression.
• 2 weeks ago I had depression because I felt so fat and then I became the new member of the fitness club, where works the most amazing fitness instructor ever - who yesterday touched my leg by accident (ahhhh!!!!)
• 1 week ago I had depression because I realized I earn too little money to do everything I want and then I agreed to do extra job for one company.
• Yesterday I had depression that I do not have enough time to clean in my room or paint my nails and then I decided not to go to the classes today.
• Today I have depression because next week I will become the greatest spinster ever when I realized that...........

.................................. the only thing that can help me is to buy Caramel Milka Chocolate tomorrow and just feel the most amazing sugar hit in my brain :)

This one was bought in 2006 probably in Bialystok. The taste was amazing!!!

Nutritional information:

535kcal

5,5g protein

56g carbohydrates

32g fat

Milka Lustige Schiebelade (87,5g)

Milka Lustige Schiebelade (87,5g)

I think it is the same chocolate like Milka Milkinis.

I've just eaten two bars and... well let's say... there is too much sugar in blood right now ;)

The chocolate that was produced in Poland for Germany (crazy!). Bought last weekend :)

Soon I go to Germany - I'm worried I have to prepare sth like 40 euros to buy each flavour I do not have.

Nutritional information:

585kcal

5,1g protein

52g carbohydrates

39,5g fat

Milka Kakaocreme & feine Minze (100g)

Milka Kakaocreme & feine Minze (100g)

This series happened in Poland in 3 flavours:

Milka Milk Cream Schoko & Keks 

Milka Milk & Honey 

Milka Milk Cream & Popping Candies 

In Germany there is also the 4th one with mint. I can not say I liked it a lot.

Nutritional information:

590kcal

6,4g protein

45,5g carbohydrates

41,5g fat

Milka Advents-Kalendar-Tafel (100g)

Milka Advents-Kalendar-Tafel (100g)

How to sell normal milk chocolate during Xmas? Let's do not typical paper wrapper - then many people (including me) will pay twice for the same chocolate.

This one was bought today in Szczecin. The paper wrapper is made like Advent Calendar. I made the photos with 5 open windows (as today is the 5th of December).

Happy Santa Claus Day 4 my favourite dutch friend (I'm pretty sure you are reading it now Maarten)!

Nutritional information:

530kcal

6,6g protein

58,5g carbohydrates

29,5 fat

1,8g fibre

Milka Knister Q (100g)

Milka Knister Q (100g)

Alpine milk chocolate with carbonated candy pieces in a milky filling.

Paper wrapper from the chocolate that was produced 13/11/2001.

No nutritional information available.

Milka SchokusPokus (100g)

Milka SchokusPokus (100g)

Few months ago I met a guy. Our first date happened in Mexican Restaurant in Szczecin. Our last date happened in one of the Burger Kings Restaurants in Sztokholm. Then we took the train and... our dating finished.

Three weeks after our last meeting Mexican Restaurant was closed. Forever. I thought - this is the sign! We were not meant to be together at all! 

More surprising was the fact, when he texted me that "our" Burger King was closed too....  last week.

Closed forever :)

Every sign on Earth shows we should not have ever met.............. Like strawberry and peppermint in the Milka Chocolate Schokus Pokus.

Chocolate bought in Croatia (produced: 25.02.2003). One of the most untasty chocolates I have ever tried. 

No nutritional information available.

Milka White (100g)

Milka White (100g)

White chocolate. Biela cokolada. Cokolada bila. Biała czekolada. Bela mlecna cokolada. Feher csokolade. Bijela cokolada. Bela cokolada. Ciocolata alba.

What more to say - it is typical white chocolate.

Paper from: 14.11.2001.

Milka White Coconut (100g)

Milka White Coconut (100g)

Ladies and Gentelmen. 

The one and only... Milka White Coconut. 

The best Milka chocolate ever!

Of course, like every tasty Milka, it is not being produced anymore.

I am not the only one who remember this taste. Few weeks ago I met a person who said that he was going to the shop in the other part of his town - just to buy it!

No nutritional information is given.

Wrapper from chocolate that was produced 08.09.2001.

I am the best flatmate ever :)

Back. I was so busy during last weeks. And still so many papers left.

Todays day was horrible - woke up at 4am and... work work work till 8pm.

When I was waiting for the train back (as my car is broken again) I went to the shop, where I found the funniest waffels ever.

In translation:

1. for a guy with big bird

2. for a guy with small bird

(in Poland the most intimate part of the mens body we call "bird").

When I got back I told my flatmates (who are 2 boys) to choose one... and now finally i know who of them is more lucky ;)