Milka Pleasure Yoghurt Orange (100g)

Milka Pleasure Yoghurt Orange (100g)

Today I was cleaning my room and I found one bill that made me laugh. Let's say it should be posted yesterday but till today it is a joke of the year.

In January I was invited for "date". The guy said: "Do not worry about money. I am Spanish. I invite you".

The funniest thing in whole situation is that... I paid the bill for the dinner and...

.. it was as untasty as this chocolate :D

Nutritional information in 100g:

560kcal

5,6g protein

49,5g carbohydrates

37,5g fat

3g fibre

Milka Cocoa Pleasure (100g)

Milka Cocoa Pleasure (100g)

When during 51st day you are tired and sick of eating cottage cheese....

... and vegetables...

... and even chicken with broccolli and garlic...

... with the secret low fat soya ingredient you bought in Germany...

can not make you happy...

all you dream about is to drink whole what left from non-diet period...

or... just feel the touch of cocoa pleasure with a touch of raspberry on your tongue :(

Nutritional information in 100g:

580kcal

6,3g protein

46,5g carbohydrates

40,5g fat

2,9g fibre

Milka Sans Sucres Ajoutes (100g)

Milka Sans Sucres Ajoutes (100g)

The chocolate almost as disgusting as: Milka Amavel 50% Walderdbeere  and Milka Cola Geschmack.

It was bought in 2010 in France. 

I always say to my patients: MONEY RULES WORLD. For producents it doesn't matter if you willl eat it or throw it away - you have to buy it.

Now it is very fashionable to be "fit", "light", so the producents know if they put the title "Light" then everyone will pay double price with thought: it has to be more healthy!!! Plus the drawing of the baloon - typical psychological thing: this chocolate is so light that will make me loose so much kilos.

And of course it is not :)

It is much more better to eat normal chocolate than this one :)

Nutritional information in 100g:

475kcal (what is so light in this chocolate???)

6,9g protein

54,5g carbohydrates (more than 5 tablespoons of sugar)

32,5g fat (like in normal chocolate)

2,4g fibre (the fibre can lower LDLcholesterol fraction but... it should be eaten 30-40g per day)

Can anyone tell me what is so LIGHT in this chocolate? :>

Milka Winter Dreams Kaneel & Pruimen (100g)

Milka Winter Dreams Kaneel & Pruimen (100g)

Lately I have very hard time at work. But it is like this - when you work only with girls.

Try to imagine sth like 20 women - each has period or premestrual syndrome - and it is just a matter of time that ...

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

... and I am so proud of me that even when I got so angry at work... I did not eat any of new chocolates I have hidden in my cabinet :)

btw I remember this year Wedel has the same taste of the chocolate and it was amazing!

Nutritional information in 100g:

520kcal

5,2g protein

58g carbohydrates

29,5g fat

Shopping in Germany

Shopping in Germany

Today is the 41st day on diet. 

Today is the day that one of the person I work with, asked me for some lessons of DM diet.

Poor me!

"Gosia. I saw that after you got job here you look worse and worse every day. I was wondering what you are doing with you and the secretary told me you are on diet. You look so bad! Like you are sick and with no energy"

So I am finally in this age that when you loose some kilos they think you are sick. And I - with flegmatic personality - have no energy ;) And I just realized - when I was leaving Olsztyn (05.2010) I weighted 76.6kilos and now... sth like 67kilos. What a shame!

She did not know that... there are a lot of new Milkas waiting for me to finish a diet :D Three of them (not on the photos) has my friend. The rest have me but I have to find save place for them ;) ...... far from my belly :D

Milka Domino

Milka Domino

The game I bought last week in Szczecin in Empik. It was on sale for 1,99zloties (50 cents). First I thought it is a new chocolate but, thanks God - DIET - it is a game made from paper ;)

No nutritional information ;)

Milka Winter Dreams Vanille&Amandelen (100g)

Milka Winter Dreams Vanille&Amandelen (100g)

Every year during the days like: Valentines or Women's Day, I promise to myself that it is the last time I am single, because finally I want to get flowers from the guy who cares about me.

Of  course when finally I start to date with someone... after few dates I decide that... "I prefer to be single than to have this problem till the end of my life".

So few months ago during one boring lecture (on which I was a student), my friends encouraged me to do "must have" list. So todays day seems to be perfect to publish this list :)

MUST HAVE by Gosia

1. he can't try to change my life

2. he has to try to get me

3. he should be honest with me

4. he has to have the same sense of humour

5. (........)

6. he has to cook well

7. he has to be independent

8. he has to like to travel

9. he has to speak beautiful language (no vulglar words)

10. he cant push me to have children

11. he cant be hipochondric.

So... today... on Womens Day... I hope that next year I will get at least Milka Chocolate :D

Nutritional information in 100g:

570kcal

7g protein

50,5g carbohydrates

37,5g fat

Milka Winter Dreams Chococreme met Rumsmaak (100g)

Milka Winter Dreams Chococreme met Rumsmaak (100g)

The time to put Winter Dreams Edition as the winter is going to finish in Poland soon.

This one was bought somewhere around year 2005. Probably was really tasty because it is the most caloric chocolate by Milka I have ever seen. As we know - tasty things always have a lot of calories :)

Nutritional information in 100g:

595kcal

5,6g protein

48g carbohydrates

42g fat

demotivators about Milka

from the site 

www.demotywatory.pl

Milka Alpine Sunrise (100g)

Milka Alpine Sunrise (100g)

Milk Chocolate Cream & Strawberry.

Whole these days I am counting diets... diets... diets... indyvidual diets... 

The last diet I counted was for very nice elegant lady who loves strawberries.

She would probably love this chocolate... I did not.

Nutritional information in 100g:

580kcal

6,3g protein

47g carbohydrates

40,5g fat

2,9g fibre

Milka Alpine Mountain Milk Cream & Blueberry (100g)

Milka Alpine Mountain Milk Cream & Blueberry (100g)

I do not remember this chocolate much except the fact I bought it in Bialystok. 

and the wrapper made me laugh:

1st - it is written "100% alpine milk guaranteed" but it seems it was produced in hungary. do they import alp cows or just milk? :> 

noooo. im pretty sure they imported Alps to Hungary :D

2nd - it is blueberry chocolate which contains 0,25% of blueberries. and were they from Alps? :>

Nutritional information in 100g:

575kcal

5,1g protein

52,5g carbohydrates

38g fat

0,9g fibre

Milka Alpine Freshness Yoghurt Cream & Lime (100g)

Milka Alpine Freshness Yoghurt Cream & Lime (100g)

From the father's side I have german-polish roots. From mother's side: ukrainian-romanian-polish roots. Still I am Polish. Polish who has never visited capital city. 

Today is the day I go to visit Warsaw. I am going to see Syrenka and the stuff Warsaw is famous of.

I am little worried though. Last time I was there I came to visit the guy I used to be crazy about and thought we were dating. How surprised I was to find out he lived with his gf (probably fiancee). Whole situation was as untasty as this chocolate :)

Nutritional information in 100g:

555kcal

6,5g protein

55g carbohydrates

33,5g fat

0,9g fibre

Milka Marzipan-Creme (100g)

Milka Marzipan-Creme (100g)

So it is 19th day on puppy-eye diet and -15 degrees outside and...

The "food" I love:

halva

marzipan

salmon

spinach 

yellow cheese

caipirinha

54 days left to halva and marzipan day :)

Nutritional information in 100g:

510kcal

6g protein

50g carbohydrates

31,5g fat

Milka Snow Game (100g)

Milka Snow Game (100g)

Milk chocolate a'la vanilla pudding.

Today the story will sing two milk chocolate guys :) 

Nutritional information in 100g:

585kcal

5,3g protein

51g carbohydrates

40g fat

1g fibre

Milka Ski Joy (100g)

Milka Ski Joy (100g)

Milk chocolate with crunchy hazelnut bites.

This post I would like to dedicate to my flatmate because lately he gave me a lot of joy :)

Few days ago we quarreled. We quarreled so much that he warned me he was going to hit me. My pride did not let me speak with him anymore.

Two days ago I was sitting in my room when someone knocked on my door.

A: Can I come in?

G: No.

A: I'm coming.

G: I am busy.

A: I am coming in.

and then I saw a big guy wearing ...

Penis costume. 

"Gosia, because I was such a dick... wearing costume of dick just wanna say I'M SORRY"

Nutritional information in 100g:

575kcal

5,5g protein

52,5g carbohydrates

37,5g fat

1g fibre

Milka Snowboard Fun (100g)

Milka Snowboard Fun (100g)

Yesterday I put on Facebook very short status "69". No one asked me what it meant but... I got a lot of messages from guys - even guys that I have not spoken with for ages. You naughty bastards!

69

1. finally after 8 months of working in new place I got my own phone number. Number 69 :D

2. I should be on Dukan Puppy Eyes Diet for 69 days.

3. My WHR (Waist Hip Ratio) is 0.69.

4. My normal weight (which I had for most of my life) is 69 kilos.

5. and now I am writing the 69th post about Milka product :)

Nutritional information in 100g:

520kcal

3,6g protein

62,5g carbohydrate

28g fat

Milka Chocolate Dessert (100g)

Milka Chocolate Dessert (100g)

Today's the day!

It is 9th day on puppy eye doctor diet. I am lighter of 2,1kg. Two days ago I bought new limited edition, gave to my friend with words: please give me these chocolates 21st of april 2011.

So yesterday I was so hungry about sth sweet so I made:

Dukan Gingerbread (with no flour and sugar)

Frozen Chocolate Mousse (with no flour and sugar), which reminded me of this chocolate :)

The chocolate that was bought this year in Szczecin. One of the tastest flavours from the ones available in shops now. 

Nutritional information in 100g:

555kcal

6,4g protein

48g carbohydrates

37g fat

Milka Tender a la schwarzwalder kirsch (37g)

Milka Tender a la schwarzwalder kirsch (37g)

Today, on purpose, I put a post about Milka Tender as I do not collect wrappers from cakes - just from chocolates.

Why am I putting this one? 

OH DEAR, I AM SECOND DAY ON THE WAY TO BE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

My three friends from work and me decided to start Dukan diet from yesterday. So we officially made body analize, bought nice small notebooks and... here I am... lighter of 500grams than the morning before and just found the paper from the cakes my friend (one of dieting one) bought for me some time ago :)

Many times I wrote that Kraft Food produces food that is very very very unhealthy = shit food. Why?

MONEY RULES WORLD. 

They do not care if we will eat sth or throw it away - we have to buy it!

The same bussiness is in dieting world. Diet which makes people loosing a lot of kilos can bring a fortune to the author (and people who are standing just behind his back). So very small shy single girl is going to Dukan site where she see this photo:

Dear doctor Pierre Dukan with his puppy eyes, carring look is saying to you: 

I WILL HELP YOU. I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU. I WILL BE THE FATHER OF YOUR NEW HAPPY LIFE.

so then the girl can count how long she should be on diet:

Starting from the left :

70.9kg  so fat and unhappy.

69,5kg so depressed 

61,1kg so pretty swan

consolidation phase --> finally the happy ending - after big change she finally finds love!

in every romantic movie the girl always has to have the BIG MAKEOVER to find the real love. and we start to believe in that - that only being slim we can be happy in every part of life.

so it seems like after 20th april the Prince Charming is going to finally find me ;)

Nutritional Information in 37g:

147kcal

2,3g protein

20,5g carbohydrates

6,4g fat

Milka Fire (100g)

Milka Fire (100g)

Milk Chocolate cream and chilli.

The taste was interesting. I would rather say it was amazing if... I were a person who likes spicy food....

Spicy chocolate? No, thanks.

Nutritional information in 100g:

550kcal

7,2g protein

49,5g carbohydrates

35,5g fat



Milka Air (100g)

Milka Air (100g)

Typical milky white chocolate but with bubbles of nothing ;)

Nutritional information in 100g:

540kcal

4,8g protein

63g carbohydrates

29,5g fat

Milka Earth (100g)

Milka Earth (100g)

Milk chocolate with Nougat Cream and Caramalised Hazelnuts.

It was bought ew years ago in Bialystok like the next 2 chocolates. Limited editions that should consist of: Earth, Air, Fire and Water. I missed the Water one - it was unavailable in Olsztyn or Bialystok :(

Nutritional information in 100g:

550kcal

6,2g protein

55,5g carbohydrates

33g fat

Milka Amavel 50% Cacao Walderdbeere (100g)

Milka Amavel 50% Cacao Walderdbeere (100g)

One of the chocolates that I got for Bday from Maarten from Netherlands. 

Present from Netherlands

I kept it at work for few weeks. Finally on Monday my friend and I ate it. and... forgive me Maarten. This one is almost as untasty as Milka Coca-Cola .

Nutritional information in 100g:

535kcal

6,8g protein

45,5g carbohydrates

36g fat

6,4g fibre

Milka Alpine Milk Fur mich Fur dich (80g)

Milka Alpine Milk Fur mich Fur dich (80g)

Traditional milk chocolate by Milka - just packed in two different papers - so each one of the couple can eat some.

I bought it last week in Netto in Szczecin for 2,19 zloties.

It is waiting for Valentines day as I am going to invite my friend (girl) who is single too, for marathon of romantic movies, caipirinhas drinks and then I will do the most wonderful thing - I will share my Milka with her :D

Milka Amavel Mousse au Praline (160g)

Milka Amavel Mousse au Praline (160g)

I think it is the same like:

Milka Mousse au Praline (160g)

Milka Amavel Mousse a la Creme Caramel (160g)

Milka Amavel Mousse a la Creme Caramel (160g)

The same one like:

Milka Mousse la Creme Caramel (110g)

Milka Amavel a la Mousse au Chocolate (160g)

Milka Amavel a la Mousse au Chocolate (160g)

The same one like:

Milka Mousse au Chocolat (110g)

Just different paper wrapper and name and difference of 6 kcal in 100g.

This one was bought probably 2-3 years ago somewhere in Poland.

sth about my swedish trip..

When you are tired of a lot of snow and darkness...

Lost your donkey cap somewhere in Stockholm Skavsta Airport...

Tired of dietician's complex....

The only thing that can make you feel better is ........ 

SWEDISH MARABOU CHOCOLATE :)

(:  ... WELCOME IN MARABOU WORLD ... :)

In Poland we are saying that when the person leave somewhere something - then she/he will go back to this place. So...

c. d. n.

Milka Alpine Milk (100g)

Milka Alpine Milk (100g)

Extrafine milk chocolate with alpine milk that was bought somewhere in 2001-2002.

It is so simple milk taste like it seems to be this year.

In my horoscope it is written that:

• i will have problems at work (till october)
• i will not meet any interesting man (except summer romance that will destroy my mind and give me piece of depression)
• i will have problems with stomach (so i should buy amethyst stone which will help me)

So... almost like this year :)

No nutritional information is given.

Milka Happy Birthday (100g)

Milka Happy Birthday (100g)

This one was produced 28.02.2001 - so almost 10 years ago.

It was made for 100 Birthday of Milka.

... and now it is the time for New Year resolution...

McHeaven from Super Size Me

I will eat healthy. For 2 months I've been eating a lot of shit food and I felt like Spurlock after eating super size meal.

No nutritional information is given.