Milka Raisins and Hazelnuts (100g)

Milka Raisins and Hazelnuts (100g)

Today is my 27th birthday. I wanted to put the post of the oldest wrapper I have and left to write about.

This is Milka with raisins and hazelnuts. It was bought probaly 10-11 years ago - probably in Olsztyn.

No nutritional information is given.

Milka Choco Minis (185g)

Milka Choco Minis (185g)

Ladies and gentelmen!

Let me introduce you "Dietetitian's antidepresant plate".

First of all I would introduce the cookie that really surprised me. I really hate Oreo cookies. My friend bought me Oreo White Fudge and I felt in love. One of the best cookies you can buy nowadays.

But wait a moment. I should write about Milka. So Choco Minis were the last missing cookies in my collection. 

It is the example that you can not be expert in everything. Milka is producing great chocolates but... cookies are so dissapointing!

Nutritional information in 100g:

515kcal

6,9g protein

65g carbohydrates

25g fat

0,9g fibre

Milka Crispello a la Schoko Pudding (150g)

Milka Crispello a la Schoko Pudding (150g)

I went shopping to Germany on Monday. These pralines are the brand new ones - 15 pieces in one bag. 

Nothing special by the way.

Nutritional information in 100g:

560kcal

7,9g protein

50,5g carbohydrates

35,5g fat

2g fibre

Milka Cherry Cream (100g)

Milka Cherry Cream (100g)

Everytime I go to the cinema for the spontanous date with a guy we choose by accident the movie with Cam Gigandet.

... and whole movie I'm thinking that he looks as tasty as the newest Milka :)

Nutritional information in 100g:

515kcal

4,5g protein

57g carbohydrates

29,5g fat

1g fibre

Milka Trufa y Almendras (300g)

Milka Trufa y Almendras (300g)

When you are putting on kilos, you have to deal with getting photos from party on which... you will look like BIG FAT KUNG FU PANDA.

This moment is time you have to start to count calories! 

Especially when your fridge is full of Milkas.

So what to do?

1st step - put the plate on weight.

2nd step - push button "tara"

3rd step - put on the plate amount of Milka that looks quiet reasonable

 And lets see this small piece of big Milka is 391 calories!!!!! buuuuh!

Nutritional information in 100g:

575kcal

7,4g protein

46g carbohydrates

40g fat

3,6g fiber

Milka & Oreo (100g)

Milka & Oreo (100g)

On Sunday I visited my friend and we were watching stupid short movies on youtube. I used to have life episode of Chuck Testa but...

these days Skittles and Tube Sock rule my world!

These commercials made me buy Skittles which I did not like by the way but...

I'm waiting for Milka Skittles soon :)

As these days in German shops we can find Milka and Oreo chocolate which is quiet nice (and I don't like Oreo) :)

Nutritional information in 100g:

560kcal

5,6g protein

54,5g carbohydrates

35g fat

1,3g fiber

German paper

Spanish paper

Hartherwood - 4 Luxury Caramel Shortcakes (240g)

Hartherwood - 4 Luxury Caramel Shortcakes (240g)

I started to work during summertime when I was 15-16 years old. Ohhhhh I remember my first salary - 12 zloties for all day hard work in the countryside.

Later Poland got into European Union and we started to go there in the summertime to do shit job for minimal wage. 4 years ago I worked in Kate's Cake in Ashington (West Sussex) hand-making cakes like this one. After 3 months of working there I was 16 pounds heavier and my boss at fitness club told me I had been too fat to work in fitness.

God bless Lidl for special offers like british/french/german weeks with their products.

The cakes I found yesterday are classic british cakes which usually you can not buy in Poland.

And believe me - they are amazing! Especially with coffee Inka with cinammon!

Nutritional information in 100g:

492kcal

4,5g protein

56,4g carbohydrates

27,6g fat

2,1g fiber

Milka Latte Au Lait Du Pays Alpin (40g)

Milka Latte Au Lait Du Pays Alpin (40g)

During long weekend some people go to England to drink a lot of beer, smoke cigarretes and buy tickets to NKOTBSB.

Some people go to Venice with their half of apples for romantic weekend.

I don't mind at all! 

Especially when they bring me Milka chocolate straight from Venice which was produced in Slovakia :D

Nutritional information in 100g:

530kcal

6,6g protein

58,5g carbohydrates

29,5g fat

1,8g fiber

sth about living alone...

sth about living alone...

in everyone's life happens this moment that the person is grown up enough to live alone,

in my case this moment is called "cats" :)

cats? - someone will ask - the animals?

yes!

in june i decided to look for a new place to live. i was looking for big single room in higher standard. i visited one students house - room was amazing - so was the girl who showed me my future room. and she asked:

can u smell cats?

surprisingly i said: no... 

and my fault was not to be too suspicious.

mystery was solved first night i moved. the landlord is keeping in the basement three male cats who were peeing and he did not clean after them everyday. so... the odour started to get into my room.... and then it started: my friends were asking me how I could have live in such stinky place, i could not sleep cause of the smell and i started to smell like cats.

after asking landlord few times to do sth with cats i had just given up and started to look for the room. but then i started to understand that... i am too old to live like a student with students...

and this is how i am going to spend the first night in my new 2 room flat in strict town center. 

... and i hope i will have a dream of eating a lot of Milka and not getting fat... cause...

the dream you have the first night in new place always comes true :D

Milka Amavel Duo Himbeere Auf Joghurt (130g)

Milka Amavel Duo Himbeere Auf Joghurt (130g)

One month on famous dating site. 2 dates and 1 date I forgot about (and the guy is angry he waited for me for 20 minutes). Officially I have to say:

I have plans for Valentines day! Yeah! 

And guys? Why do I need the guy if I found perfect chocolate?

Nutritional information in 100g:

530kcal

5,7g protein

57g carbohydrates

30,5g fat

1,3g fibre

btw...

... I go to English classes on Valentines evening :D:D:D

Carte Dor Milka (900ml)

Carte Dor Milka (900ml)

Tonight I am going to Phd Students disco.

I am going to meet my future husband there.

And we are going to live happily ever after...

Eating ice cream........................

.... made by Milka :D

Milka ChocoWafer (180g)

Milka ChocoWafer (180g)

11th november 2011 I woke up at 8:55 polish time and thought:

Go to sleep! They start to sell tickets at 9am british time. So I went to sleep and woke up 3 hours after. 2 hours too late to get tickets for NKOTBSB concert near stage.... Being optimistic:

I GO TO NKOTBSB concert 29th of April in London. Yeah!!!!!

So now I have other level to reach - I wanna be one of these girls on stage:  (:D:D:D)

As we know the camera is giving you 10 pounds so I need to follow the diet to look perfect :D

So no cookies for another 6 months :D

Nutritional information in 100g:

545kcal

6,4g fibre

57g carbohydrates

32g fat

1,7g fibre

Cadbury Diary Milk (120g)

Cadbury Diary Milk (120g)

5 years ago when I was in England for 3 months, we used to eat a lot of Cadbury chocolate. There was some kind of scandal with Salmonella or something like this and their chocolate was really cheap that time - cheap enough for poor polish people doing shit job for minimal wage ;)

This weekend I spend in England, West Sussex so I bought one tablet for my friend Pinky but.... unfortunately I opened it in Berlin Schonefeld Airport :D

... but I was so hungry...

... Hungry of too much beer and too little love :D

I was always dreaming about Prince William or at least nice english lord. Yesterday in Brighton when the most handsome english I have ever seen made 3 attempts to flirt with me...

... I had to reject him cause I realized that after few beers my ability to understand english is

low

low

low

low

Nutritional information in 100g:

555kcal

8,9g protein

49,5g carbohydrates

35,4g fat

1,7g fibre

Milka Choco & Popcorn (200g)

Milka Choco & Popcorn (200g)

Everytime my daddy calls me he asks me:

Gosia, are you getting married? - No - Ok. Mum wants to talk to you.

So... I opened the account on one famous dating site. I decided I will meet some interesting guy and will reach butterflies in my stomach. 

Few days ago I met with the guy - lets call him Mr X.

Mr X is tall, very handsome guy, wearing nice clothes and with...... the biggest fetish of mine: beautiful teeth. Mr X invited me for a short supper in KFC - sadly - none of the guys from internet goes to nice restaurants. Mr X drove his stylish BMW. I had very nice time with Mr X. Mr X asked me if i would like to go to the cinema with him.

And then he gave me the lift back home. I got into the car and shut the door (one strong move - like in my car). Mr X said: in this car we dont close the doors so hard! Mr X allowed me to practise the proper closing for another 3 times.

I was getting out of the car when mr X said  - lets go to the cinema on tuesday. Mr X was dissapointed when I said: We will see. It was wonderful to meet you. Kisses. And I closed the door with a lot of strenght.

I started to follow the main road to get into house. And he just stopped the car near to me - opened window and shouted: 

I SAID: CLOSE IT SOFTLY!

and it was the last time I saw Mr X.

So no popcorn in the cinema. Thanks God for the new Milka :D

Nutritional information in 100g:

515kcal

6,2g protein

61,5g carbohydrates

26g fat

2,6g fiber